"I was Gonna Teach Her a Lesson She was 75 Years Overdue"

Welcome back, dear listeners! This week, we kick things off by confronting a terrifying truth: the average person spends FOUR HOURS a day on their phone. That's like watching Titanic daily (without even getting to the end because you got distracted by another app). Then, we settle an age-old debate—why do Americans love football but yawn at soccer? And why does the rest of the world think we're the weird ones? Next, we dive into the rock 'n' roll soap opera that was Eric Clapton and George Harrison's friendship—because nothing says “brotherhood” like borrowing each other's guitars…and wives. Finally, we carve out our own Mount Rushmore of sports rivalries, starting with the biggest grudge matches in college football. Which face-offs make the cut? And which ones get left in the locker room? All that, plus our usual nonsense, questionable takes, and a few moments that might get us canceled. Thanks for listening! ️