I Went to a Show… and Everything Went Wrong

Garrett planned the perfect night out: VIP ticket, row three, dressed to kill… and the second he arrived at the University of Texas, everything unraveled. From impossible parking, confusing campus layouts, and self-checkout food asking for tips, to ushers acting like FBI agents hunting for iPhones — this night out turned into a full-blown survival challenge. But John Mulaney? Absolutely worth it. If you’ve ever wondered why going out as an adult feels like navigating a maze built by a committee of morons, this diary episode will hit you right in the millennial soul. Topics include: John Mulaney tour, Austin events, UT parking hell, comedy show etiquette, venue horror stories, and the universal struggle of “just trying to have a fun night out.” Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 39