Ian Camfield 2/14/2025

Denver is one of the best cities for Valentine’s Day, but some people are skipping human romance altogether—AI chatbots are stealing hearts. Meanwhile, plastic straws are making a comeback, men are buying women’s boot-cut jeans in record numbers, and grocery stores are selling eggs one at a time. Oh, and if your pet is microchipped, there’s a chance it might not even work. Plus, Metallica is dropping a line of watches, and—brace yourself—people are injecting fish sperm into their faces. Yeah, it’s a weird one today.