I'd Win a Gold Medal if Being Average Was an Event

I'm 100% in on the winter olympics.  I've been loving every day so far.  Skiing, curling, luge, bobsled, biathelon, all excellent and hugely enjoyable to watch.  Am I now a winter over summer olympic guy?! A strange sense of contentment has come over me this week.  It hasn't been an easy week, and nothing noteably good has happened.  So maybe something really good is finally happening.  Or it's a fluke.   RJK Jr and Kid Rock dropped what may be the douchiest "workout" video of all time.  I'm still not sure how to process it.  So yeah, I've got a grievance with them for putting that into my brain.  Enjoy