If I Had a Million Dollars...

That Powerball jackpot sure is building up! If YOU won, then you'd effectively have salary to pay someone to do your bidding. Who would you hire? A driver? A personal chef? Also, Southwest Airlines is implementing a policy requiring "passengers of size" to purchase additional seats to accomodate their person. To not-so-randomly quote some cartoon that's been on TV for 30-plus years: "Sir, if you'd just calm down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn."Listen to the Chuck Nowlin Morning Show, weekdays from 6am to 10am on 100.7 WZLX!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.