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Jan 29, 2024 2 min

If I Were a Bus Driver

from jopomojo Hosted by Jonathan Potter

If I were a bus driver And you were a skin-diver, Would you take a ride with me To the bottom of the sea? If I were a bus driver, Would you take a ride with me? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Should I wait for you or should I roll on? Will you, won't you, won't you, will you get in? You're looking at me like you think I'm kiddin'. If I were a garbage man Emptying your garbage can, Would you throw yourself away for me In spite of your family? If I were a garbage man, Would you throw yourself away for me? Tell me, tell me, tell me. Look into my eyes and do not fail me. Will you, won't you, won't you, will you say it? Love me with your body, mind, and spirit. If I were an artist And you were a florist, Would you let me Paint your flowers in the morning? If I were an artist, Would you let me paint your flowers in the morning? Show me, show me, show me. I'm an open book and you can know me. Will you, won't you, won't you, will you stand up? I am on the ledge, I need a hand up. If I were a bartender And you were a pretender, Would you pour a drink for me On our anniversary? If I were a bartender, Would you pour a drink for me On our anniversary? [click on the voiceover link above to listen to this song] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jopomojo.substack.com/subscribe

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