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EPISODE · Apr 2, 2021 · 2 MIN

If I Were A Progressive, If I Was Satin, A Progressive.

from APEX Featuring Ian C Jordan · host APEX

If I were a progressive if I was Satan a progressive I would engulf America with rhetoric and have people of color believe that they are victims . I’d set about by any means necessary to take over the United States of America. I would disrupt the financial situation by creating a panic with COVID-19 so business is close and more people depend on our father who art in Washington hallowed be thy name.I would make homosexuality seem as if it were the norm and heterosexual two parent homes are not the way of God, a.k.a. government intended it.Our next step is to get organized use our authors and executives to lore in the youth so that they believe that what’s left is right and what’s good is bad.We have to entice them with stronger sexual themes and concepts. We have to create more violent entertainment to devalue life so when they take the life of an unborn child they reduce the child’s existence to a clump of cells.We have to shy people away from science. We have to have them think pills will solve every problem and masks will stop you from getting sick.We will make the right wing consume themselves. We will make them feel as if they are victims who can’t beat social media and the big three networks.Now that the ratings are where we need them the media can report on the news that they create. We have to refine young intellects into racist but convince them that anything the right says is racist.We have to have them see every white man as an oppressor because his skin is white finally we manipulate the election so they never vote again.

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