If It’s Boeing, I’m Not Going

Ukraine claims capture of 2 Russian agents plotting Zelenskyy's assassination, coinciding with Putin's 5th term as Russian president. Social Security now projected to last until 2035, beneficiaries facing cuts. Israel launches ground incursion in Rafah, Gaza, following leaflet drops urging civilian evacuation; border closure impedes humanitarian aid. Multiple tornadoes strike Central US, Michigan hit; Oklahoma's second tornado kills one and devastates homes. Boeing cancels Starliner test flight, rescheduling pending valve issue resolution. Panera discontinues Charged Lemonade amid controversy and lawsuits. Elizabeth Holmes has 2 months shaved off her sentence, set for release in August 2032. Ukraine claims to have caught Russian secret agents while Putin is sworn into office (Reuters, NBC) Social Security projected to run short in 2035 (NBC, CBS) Israel launches ground incursion into Rafah (WP, NBC) Tornadoes ravage the Midwest (AP) Boeing cancels their space test flight (NBC) Panera to phase out its Charged Lemonade following multiple lawsuits and deaths (⁠NBC⁠) Disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes’ sentence shortened (⁠NBC⁠)