If Twelve Vultures Can Lift A Canoe, I’m Running For Governor

Send us Fan MailTwo friends sprint from a Harambe tattoo to building a no-tax ghost town, stopping to argue about deer cults, rainforest ethics, and whether vultures can lift a canoe. We laugh at chaos, question human cruelty, and end with rules for four-way stops and basic hygiene.• nostalgia versus instant access for kids• imagined animal control and deer leadership• do animals commit domestic violence• Olympics hot takes and ethical lines• rainforest discovery versus conservation trade-offs• goat “regenerative rainforestry” and vulture math• big game hunting ethics and Cape buffalo• snack spirals, candy wrappers, and brain rot slang• Florida iguanas and exotic meat jokes• robot slurs, plants, and quicksand memories• no-tax ghost town with a dog police chief• therapy detours and hygiene rules of life• four-way stop etiquette and roundaboutsIf you guys want to get at us, I put the Discord link in the show notes. You can find us here: discord.gg/ygv56qM . Otherwise, good.Support the show