If you are fugly as sh*t you will be booked everyday!

Darlings, gather 'round for a tale as fierce as a lip sync battle and as shady as a reading session! Once upon a time in the fabulous land of Vancouver, there were two queens so stunning, so gorgeous, that when they walked into a room, the mirrors blushed! Banana Delvey and Miss October were their names, and honey, they were serving looks hotter than a summer day in the desert. But here's the gag, hunty—everyone hated them for it! Yes, can you believe it? The nerve! You see, these two queens were not just beautiful, they were talented, witty, and charming to boot. It was like the universe had decided to bless them with all the good stuff, and everyone else was just green with envy. But here's where it gets juicy. The more people tried to bring them down, the higher Banana and Miss October rose. They were like phoenixes, but with better contour! And then, something magical happened. All the queens who had been canceled for being too beautiful themselves started flocking to Banana and Miss October. It was like a convention of canceled queens, all bonding over their shared fabulousness and fabulous failures. So, there they were, surrounded by a squad of stunningly canceled queens, sipping on their tea (and throwing a little shade), knowing that no matter what, they were going to keep on shining like the dazzling diamonds they were. Because when life gives you haters, you just put on a bigger crown, honey, and keep on slaying! If you heard your name you heard us wrong...