If You - Big Bang (Parody)

I love this song. I don't have anything against Big Bang, Don't kill me VIPs. Since all my friends were writing their own versions of an English reply, I wanted to join... with a twist XD Don't listen while you're eating. You have been warned. LYRICS: It’s time to leave you behind I’d stay for you if I wanted to, but I don’t Why do you keep standing there? Like a fool, did you think I’d come back if you stay still? As I get further and further away from you The smell in the air, is slowly disappearing It feels like I can finally breath once more You should’ve washed up, (Please) you should’ve washed up If you, if you… Flush the toilet, put the seat down Then I wouldn’t have to watch the things float by If you, if you… Thought of me and my consent Maybe then I could have changed my own mind One chance, but then You screwed up It’s your loss for losing me (echo) Don’t you know how many guys are lining up (echo)? I’ll choose someone unlike you oh oh It is time to forget all about you, it’s hard, but I’ll try Remember all those little words you whispered in my ears They were neither cheesy (echo), nor were they sweet (echo) All I longed for was just a small praise Not “you have gained weight” No, I didn’t gain weight (Noo~) If you, if you… Didn’t feed me all the pork chops Then I could have kept all my abs and S-Line If you, if you… Thought of me and my consent Maybe then I could have changed my own mind One chance, but then You screwed up Don’t know what else to complain about so I just keep on singing this line in a very fast tune I mentioned every single possible bad aspects of being in a relationship with you Then suddenly I remember the times When you watched over my house If you (if you) if you (If you) Didn’t put my stove on fire Or if you remembered to feed my dog (feed my dog) If you (if you) if you (If you) Could’ve done a much better job Maybe then I could have changed my own mind (huuuu uuu) To me, you are A passing gas Instrumental Credit: https://youtu.be/QQaQPAIpDEw