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EPISODE · May 1, 2026 · 46 MIN

If You Can't Parent A Jealous Dog, Don't Bother Having Kids

from Mommy Issues with Lucas Zelnick · host Lucas Zelnick

When I was younger, I was so desperate to have a dog. Luckily, my mom understood that as a thirteen year old with a social life, I was in no position to take care of a dog. So now I have a girl asking my mom and I what to do about her dog becoming jealous every time she's about to have sex with her boyfriend. I've been in a somewhat similar situation but this is a little more complex than just readjusting the direction of the doggy crate. Let's see if my mom and I can offer her some sound advice on this episode of the Mommy Issues Podcast.

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