If You Don't Want To Cure 'Em Then Kill 'Em - A Special Edition Of The Puzzling Evidence Show Podcast - S7E4

After another spine-blowing, mind-tingling, face-melting, Puzzling Evidence intro mix, Puzzling, Dr. Hal, Dr. Drummond, at 48:26 finally struggle to rise above the cacophony of their same voices talking over each other. "Puzzling Evidence is the standard by which all SubGenius Radio Shows are measured", The Show goes rogue and starts out teasing "The Boys" by disassembling itself and hiding the important parts under the board. Then when it gets too hot, the Show starts crying like a little girl and extinguishes the fire with its tears. then... A long, long time ago in a giant putrid galaxy... After leaving the putrid planet Epsilon Eridani, a group of rebels fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a wicked, space bungalow. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by King Philo, a warped troll capable of vandalism and mopery. Terrified, a TV Reporter known as Puzzling Evidence flees the Empire, with his protector, Dr. Hal Robins. They head for Upper Boggington on planet Planet X. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Robins uses his giant Plasma Rifle to defend Puzzling. Robins and TV Reporter Puzzling decide it's time to leave Planet X and steal a Rocket Sled and shoot their way out. They encounter a tribe of Hemorhoidians. Robins is attacked and the TV Reporter is captured by the Hemorhoidians and taken back to Upper Boggington. Robins must fight to save TV Reporter Puzzling but when he accidentally unearths a flatulent sausage, the entire future of the giant, putrid galaxy is at stake.