I'll fu@k her tonight, you tomorrow

What really happens behind the chair when the salon lights go down? In this explosive episode of Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser, Jason and Jack sit down with longtime friends and fellow stylists John and Lauren to expose the dark underbelly of the hair industry—from toxic salon “cult” culture and narcissistic salon owners to jaw-dropping stories of harassment, gaslighting, and chaos at international hair shows. It’s raw. It’s unfiltered. And it’s the side of the beauty industry most people never get to hear. But don’t worry—it’s not all heavy. Between the confessions, you’ll get the laughs, the sarcasm, and the comedy chaos you’ve come to expect. 🎧 Tune in now on Apple Podcasts & Spotify for the perfect mix of salon gossip, behind-the-chair confessions, and unfiltered comedy—because the sh*ttier it gets, the better it gets. 👉 “Got your own salon horror story? Drop it at shititoldmyhairdresser.com and you might hear it on the show.” ⭐ “Rate & review on Apple Podcasts—it’s free and keeps us staying shitty.” 🔗 Follow @shititoldmyhairdresser for extra salon drama. Jason and Jack have husband and wife hairdressing team John and Lauren Alanouf and we talk about leaving a salon cult, toxic loyalty, and the dark side of hairdressing he unfiltered comedy podcast where hairdressers spill wild behind-the-scenes stories—from Italian VPs proposing "I'll fuck her tonight, you tomorrow" to narcissist salon owners and industry cults. Hosts Jack & Jason expose the hilarious, WTF, and sometimes dark truths of the hairdressing world. No glossy bullshit, just raw, outrageous tales from the chair. Stay Shitty! toxic salon culture, hairstylist confessions, salon gossip, beauty industry secrets, narcissist salon owners, behind the chair podcast, hair industry stories, comedy podcast 2025, Beverly Hills hairdressers. Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair. From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter. New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.