I’m Abolutely Going to Attend Donald Trump’s Funeral

I will be attending Traitor Trump’s funeral in person. I just decided this today. It’s too big an event not to miss. And don’t get me wrong, I’m certainly not attending to pay my respects. Quite the opposite, in fact. I’m going to wait in the miles-long line to visit his grave once he’s in it. And I’m going to pressure wash that bitch once I reach the headstone. Mooch will join me, and we’ll be one of the many to turn his gravesite into the world’s most-visited gender neutral bathroom on the planet. I’m going to tell you all about this in today’s episode. I can’t take the chance that he’s not really gone. We have to visit it ourselves. And I have a few choice words to tell that lying, cheating, thieving, child-rapist myself. And for once, he won’t be able to interrupt me. © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! Click HERE to Contribute to our GoFundMe. And we hope to see you soon on the road! https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429 Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe