I'm Feeling Like a Jet-Lagged Airport Toddler Today

Hello, my Favorite People!Today’s mini-pod is a labor of love. Mainly, because I’m jet-lagged as fuck, even though it was a short trip. Probably because I’m SO not a morning person. We had to be up at 5:30 this morning, but I’ll tell you all about it.Slowly. If my pace is just a bit off, forgive me. And if you won’t, fuck off and don’t listen, then. HAHA! I tease. Here we go!You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe