I’m going to be famous

i would just sit with a microphone and just talk about things i hate things and things i like  and things that are happening in life which will help me stay up to date on shit and do some self-reflection and i think i can definitely motivate and inspire people AND I’m HILARIOUS so thats gonna help and i would be the most authentic bitch ever like no editing all real what comes out of my mouth is what is going to be produced because I’m amazing.