I'm Like a Salamander

Week 2 reactions with plenty of laughs and mea culpas: revisiting last week’s overreactions, the Eagles’ tush-push controversy and Chiefs’ offensive slump, and why the Lions aren’t cooked. Wild Cowboys-Giants finish, Brandon Aubrey’s 64-yarder and origin story, and where Daniel Jones suddenly ranks. Bengals without Burrow, Jags’ late-game faceplant, Colts’ no-punt start, plus Panthers-Cardinals chaos. Crawford vs. Canelo delivered real action, Uncle Tony’s “Bench Strength” cocktail, and Pops’ missing 2025 planner saga—plus a detour into brain-tech and woodpeckers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.