I'm Very Sober and Very, Very Bored

Crack open a nice cool one this week and enjoy the "sober" episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! SET up the entire bar with another round! PLY the object of your desire with drink! FAIL to perform sexually! Let's get fucked up and shitfaced! The Queers--"I Only Drink Bud" The Elastik Band--"Spazz" Electric Six--"Gay Bar" Schlong--"Days of Our Livers" The Damned--"Drinking About My Baby" Zeke--"Let's Get Drugs" The Dead Milkmen--"The Badger Song" The Kassos--"Teenage Girls and Alcohol" The Quincy Punx--"Beer Bong Vomitorium" The Cigarettes--"Damage Your Health" The Revels--"Six Pak" Jimmy Liggins--"Drunk" The Untamed Youth--"Pabst Blue Ribbon" Carl Butler--"Wonder Drug" The Mindbenders--"The Morning After" Boris the Sprinkler--"Drugs and Masturbation (Extended Pacific Northwest Hit Novelty Single Version)"