I'm Worried About America's Nuts

"It's my nuts. I'm worried about my nuts." And so begins a hilarious tromp through misunderstandings between a man concerned about the effects of moving firewood on trees and forests, and the woman he loves. We learn that Steve hasn't been keeping his wood local. Instead, he's been dragging his wood all over the place, and who knows what he's been spreading?! In the end, Steve tells us that moving firewood can spread insects and diseases that threaten America's precious nuts...including walnuts, butternuts, acorns and chestnuts. So don't move firewood, and protect your nuts.