Alright, we're back. It's WTH3. Well, we ask ourselves and our listeners, every single day, what the hell happened here? What the hell?
What the hell? Get you guys a friend and it automatically matches your accent because that is rare to find and I have found it in Matt. So Matt, thank you for being a friend. So you guys, WTH3, just a little explanation for those who are new here.
It's our mini series, Matt. Takes away from the crazy stuff we talk about on iFray and I. It gets you a little bit of lighthearted laughter, confusion, head scratches, all of the above where we genuinely ask what the hell happened here. And again, because we live in America, we're going to the Sunshine State again.
Again, if you're, we should start telling again, I think we should make a little bingo of our WTH3s in making it into a drinking game because these are absurd. How many of these are in Florida? And I want to know Florida, what are you drinking? We all want a little taste.
We're not the whole gallon, but we want a little sip. Now let's talk about it. Matt, we're back on food and these are the ones I love because I think they're just big touch of place in my own heart. So we're talking about Florida women from August 6, 2021.
Let's talk about it. A 56 year old woman was arrested in Santa Rosa County, Florida for a dispute she had with her husband, over spaghetti. Alright, W's responded to a call regarding a physical domestic disturbance on July 26th. According to the report, a man said he had not seen his wife in a few days and then she had anger problems.
When I used to sit towards came home, she was angry that her husband made spaghetti, please said. Pause there. How could you ever be angry at someone making spaghetti? I'd only be angry if they didn't make enough for me to also have some.
Right? Like to me, if I came home to some fresh baked scatie, I'm gonna marry me right now. I'd get down on one knee and propose to you. Getties are way to the heart, so way to the soul.
Lady and the tramp met that way, right? They shared that one noodle and it was a love story that only the best of us can drink. I'll tell you what, I think if Belle had some spaghetti, the beast would have turned into a prince a lot quicker than we saw. Now what happened here?
There are plenty of pots. We know he could have done it. But yeah, what happened here? Let's talk about it.
So she came home and was pissed that he made spaghetti, which again, I can't relate in any sort of way. And a man stated that when Taurus came into the room, she threw the spaghetti on him and hit him with a glass container of meat sauce. She chose violence, like pure violence. A glass container.
She smashed a container of meat sauce over his head. I wouldn't even be mad about the injuries sustained. I would be pissed that you messed up my meat sauce because now there's going to be shredded nuts. What type of boy there is we're talking here?
I mean, was it like a special, like there's a sausage, maybe a little bit of even like some bacon done in there with the beef or are we doing like a mushroom based, something really unique with it? I'm very intrigued and disturbed by the fact that this person just carelessly wasted. What sounds like could have been a great meal. Wait, Joel, it's real quick.
Wait, is this a picture of her with the camel? I don't think that's her. Oh, man. Oh, man.
But look at how cool he is. He doesn't deserve that. He does. He's been.
Free my man, bro. He does. Let's look at start position of feed Casper. Sorry guys, if you don't know what we're talking about, listen to the last W two, H three, where we talk about Casper the camel and his unfortunate interaction with Miss Lancaster.
By this time, they have already liberated him from his encounter. So if anybody's willing to help me, he lives in Matt's backyard now. Yeah. And he is plump.
He is his, his healthy 1000 pounds. We can find tire back yards, we're asking I never have to move it again. I'd love that. To your point, would it be different if it were like Alfredo sauce?
What's in the Alfredo sauce, Lisa? Is this a really quality chef we're talking about here? Did you put some ragu on the fucking stove to eat it up? Well, apparently it doesn't seem like it was hers, but you know, I don't know, whatever it was, I'd be pissed.
Well, I want to know. That's about it. Like, like, I made you dinner and she was just like, no, I wanted steak and just bangs them like, but I will say she smashed him in the head with this, uh, this meat sauce and threw the spaghetti on his lap. But he's like, tell you know, my one question.
My one question. I want to know, before we get into that, please, because I want to know, is this one of those situations, like what happened in 51st dates? Where they just keep reliving the same day or in groundhog day, where they keep reliving the same day over and over again for some reason. And this is pasta per day number 947, because in that case, I might have flipped out about it, too.
You know what I mean? Like, are we having the same meal? Or not even that. Is this like a Monday night regular thing?
Because at that point, I might be like, you know what, just let's order some Chinese. Seriously, we don't have to do pasta again, but unless it's one of those circumstances, I don't think it's warranted. Listen, pasta is an everyday meal. That's a meal where you can switch it up enough where everyday can be a different time.
You can do a lot. If you don't like pasta, again, I don't trust you as a person. I don't like you as a person. And it's okay.
I will say this. I understand celiac needs and I'm okay with noodles. I'm okay with tofu noodles. I'm okay with noodle adjacent.
But if you're dissing the meal of spaghetti like that sort of meal, where you can get ragu, Alfredo, chicken parmesan, parmesan, cheese, butter, if it suits you vodka sauce, you know whatever you're feeling. If you diss that, we're not friends. But I will say the man, which is all he has referred to, even though it's her husband, he is called the man, which is kind of daunting. He did defend himself that now.
He got smashed over the head with the sauce after having spaghetti. She basically was turning him into the plate. He had a little spaghetti. She had to add some sauce, some shards of glass.
He struck his wife in the eye with a fist after she did this. Now, listen, I've never saying it's okay to put your hands on a woman or anyone for that matter, but I will say if you smash me over the head, if I'm eating spaghetti and I'm happy living my life, you take my spaghetti, throw it on me and then smash me in the head with a glass bowl of the sauce that I'm sure I had enough for a few weeks, a few days, even maybe some frozen moments. I'm gonna be pissed too. He threw some fists.
He was pissed. And you know what? Was it self-defense? Could it be self-defense after she smashes you over the head with a glass bowl of sauce after trying to make you into the spaghetti dinner plate?
I think you've seen that way. Right? And the sun cooperated this. He said he watched the ship from Sunup to Sundown.
He knows that while his mom tried to make a spaghetti dinner out of Dad, Dad wasn't having it. Dad just was protecting his own. Now, according to the release, the man did not have any cuts or bruises and his wife's left eye with swans. So it does look like she came out the loser, even though he did probably lose a nice week's work worth the dinner.
Now Torres was placed under arrest for battery and transported to the Santa Rosa County jail and was booked under no bond, which I find kind of fascinating. And I will say, if you look at a picture of Miss Torres, she looks like Mrs. Truncheball and she looks like she would smash a bowl of spaghetti over your head. And then can you talk about cake until you burst at the scenes?
Can you feel that you get the vibes, the Mrs. Truncheball vibes? Yeah. Maybe it's the bond.
Maybe it's the look. I don't look in her eye says, I do it again, bitch. He's going to be a silly official next. Give me back.
What do you guys think of it? Do you think that's self-defense? If you were going to smash a head with us, we're going to be so much like the Truncheball. Isn't it crazy?
Yes, too, because like the gray roots and shit. Oh my god, I'm obsessed. You're not whacking me with no pasta bowl. I'll tell you that much.
I'm going to talk to you. You're talking right back, I guess. Yeah, think about it, too, because this one I'm going to say earlier, she had a glass jar. Now she has glass shards that she could pick up and do some serious damage with.
Right? It's funny because he said she hadn't been home in a while. here it out of the blue, ruin your meal, smash your... I mean, I don't mean to love it, it's violent, but like, can you just, I would just be so upset about the food, that's all I can think about, like, I'm eating like a nice hefty bowl of spaghetti, and you just destroy it in front of me, I'm gonna be upset.
But I do find it interesting, it doesn't say anywhere, at least not in this article, that he was stretched even though she left the altercation with the bruises. He walked out with just a little less sauce and a little, you know, a little less confidence in life, I suppose, but I don't know what do you guys think? I think I need to watch Matilda in the very near future. I'm hungry, that's a waste of food, I'm honestly upset, I'm upset.
Well, on that note, I think that is a good idea for all of us, go make yourself a good meal. You know what, in honor of Mr. Torres, because I'm gonna just assume that's his last name as well, even though he's called the man throughout this article. In honor of him, let's all go make ourselves a big bowl of spaghetti and eat it in his honor.
And on that note, we love you all, thanks for joining us on this episode of WTH3, and we hope to see you back next time, and maybe we'll surprise you, and get something from the outskirts of Florida, not just all the Florida Panandals, you know, everywhere in Florida. We're just gonna make our rounds in Florida. That's it, alright bye.