In A State About the Union | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep 86

In Episode 86 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (recorded Feb. 24 in honor of Andrea Kimmel’s upcoming 50th birthday), the hosts riff on spa-resort life, Qigong, meditation, and a birthday-date mix-up, then veer into politics with talk of the State of the Union and a report that Trump discussed sending Navy hospital ships to Greenland. They swap stories about earthquakes, saving an aging bottle of sake, pricey alcohol, and how vodka could be made on a stove, plus bizarre prison “hooch” and toilet-talking lore. They debate celebrity plastic surgery and touch on Michael Jackson, Kevin Spacey, and Jeffrey Epstein. Kalyn shares armadillo facts, including floating or walking river bottoms and identical quadruplet births. A quick portfolio check finds the “Justin Tariff” portfolio down to 13%, Wayfair crashing, Cameco nearly doubling, and a Tesla short underwater, capped by Kalyn’s joyful dream about a beat-up used Tesla. 00:00 Show Intro and Topics 01:21 Spa Resort Banter 02:57 Andrea Birthday Mixup 05:31 State of Union Talk 07:19 Trump Greenland Idea 07:53 Earthquake Stories 09:33 Sake and Frugal Habits 10:55 Expensive Booze Tales 13:18 Making Vodka at Home 16:15 Prison Hooch and Toilet Chats 18:30 Texas A&M Enrollment Boom 21:02 College Seats and Population 22:34 Big Numbers Explained 23:32 Money Scale Jokes 24:40 Celebrity Faces Debate 26:31 Buccal Fat Removal 28:12 Art Versus Scandal 30:39 Colon Cancer Talk 31:38 Armadillo Fun Facts 34:47 Olympic Sibling Skaters 36:36 Portfolio Check In 38:14 Tesla Dream Finale 39:51 Wrap Up And Disclaimer