IN THE DOGHOUSE

In an effort to keep Katie off his back about getting married and having kids, Schwartz adopts a puppy that he names Gordo. Katie is over the moon that she and Tom are now "parents" and this gesture seems to appease her biological clock for the moment.  But things will soon become tense between the couple again when Scheana and Jax start a rumor that they saw Katie "motorboating a guys dick" and kissing his neck at the bar. Katie adamently denies that this happened and Schwartz believes her. But like Kristen, Jax is a dog with a bone and cannot let it go and continues his pursuit at getting in between Tom and Katie. Speaking of Kristen, she has put herself right in the middle of this rumor even though she wasn't there and has no idea if it's true or not. But she is using it as leverage to gain Katie's friendship back, using the reasoning that everyone is mad at her for cheating but Katie is doing the same thing so why can't she be let back into the group. Stassi has managed to stay out of the drama because she is busy styling Lisa for a front page photo shoot with Frontier Magazine. Lisa sees it as an opportunity for Stassi to add the experience to her resume, but Stassi feels like she is being taken advantage of by Lisa because she feels like Lisa's minion.  The episode ends with a very heated argument bewteen Jax and Katie at brunch where, surprise surprise, Schwartz sits there like a little bitch and says nothing in Katie's defense. And there is nothing more we hate than a scared little bumpkin mouse.