Incarceration Forms, Top-Sheet Wars & BegTok 📋🛏️📱

Why does enrolling your child in the same school require 16 million questions—and exactly how incarcerated are we talking? This week, Jen and Ashten debate top sheets, freshly made beds, suspicious vines growing through light fixtures, and whether Brian Kohberger acted alone. Then Ashten takes us deep into her wildly specific TikTok algorithm, featuring Pentecostal fashion, true crime, dangerous oversharing, and people livestreaming from home while demanding grocery money. Plus, we announce the winner of our one-year anniversary giveaway and prepare for a brief Wyoming-induced hiatus!