Indigenous People’s Day

On the first Thanksgiving the Natives broke bread with the Pilgrims. The land was plentiful so it was more than enough to share. The Pilgrims only had liquor, blankets and a religious book they lived by. It is said that after dinner the Pilgrims encouraged the Natives to close their eyes and pray with them. When the natives opened they’re eyes they were covered in small pox blankets with liquor in one hand and a bible in another. As for the Pilgrim’s…they “inherited” a mysterious place they called America that looked eerily similar to the land inhabited by the Natives prior to them closing their eyes to pray. AND THAT’S WHY WE DONT CELEBRATE THAT SHIT! Happy Indigenous People’s Day! The Wallo that stole Thanksgiving also stole headlines lol. Wallo 267 cap game is real strong. Famed Philly super church Enon was robbed and people are saying it was an inside job. Blair Underwood married his best friend of 40+ years. We here at PPP Jawn congratulate her for having the single greatest friend zone triumph of all time! Racist Jerry Jones pic exposes coon Cowboy fans. Favorite holiday dishes, Eagle talk and MUCH MORE!