Don't be why we hang out special podcast in just a cast I'm out of the way. You know got it out of the way. Don't worry about it. We could just erase this and start over Could but take the fun out of it.
No, why are we saying yeah? Only people who are fans of alternative facts will erase things that make their facts bullshit I don't even know why that fell off It's the same fucking microphone Sam, but they sent you this shittier version of a shitty microphone Sam I don't know why that is You can call this alternative justice. I'm already calling it in just a cast to Our restrictions I wish passwords could be done as sounds that'd be nice. You skipped that then so remember a couple podcast ago When we played what was it bro force a couple of podcasts ago?
What do you know it's like a thousand firefighters at the scene? No, there was not it was a couple podcasts ago It was like fucking five that's couple It's like a couple digits like yeah, I was like in the 60s Yeah, it's like five podcasts ago and that was probably during like January February. No You weren't here a lot. That's all this year's making a really that's a really good point But you're still wrong all right.
We fuck a podcast was it Chris? It was like five days right now. Yeah, let me find my yeah Yeah, I was trying to fucking slide through something and you got all picky and bitchy about shit You're not fans of alternative facts here, sir. Yes.
We are we make sure up all the time. Well, we do We're not right human people of the time remember the name of it 60% of the time all the time It's probably called brokeass or something shit like that because I'm only so imaginative I'm not gonna argue with that Like I can only do so fucking but after before Andy I wasn't even here and I fucking know it's after Yeah, it was fun. All right since Chris shit all over my fucking point Don't make incorrect ones. I didn't make any incorrect point.
It was a couple podcasts ago. I can say incorrect It was an alternative point very news We decided we want to do that again, so you get to listen to us play video games, but here's the twist It's injustice too done done. Yeah Chris bought it Wednesday Yeah, Chris got a Tuesday he hasn't played once yet none of us have played once yet. We're having an injustice to tournament champions Okay, so do we need a bracket to write down and like no Not a juggler he's the biggest bitch about jugglers like yeah It is pretty bullshitty But he has been tortured at home watching his own kid play well, he can't play You know what's really Naturally really fucking good.
He's not want to play it He can sit there mercs first two battles in the game crushes it He's fighting Superman. I don't know where he gets this from halfway through he goes on play another game Just walk away from it and the Superman does that Face and beats him like dope on him hard. He's like I don't want to do it anymore He put effort into it crushes and I'm like this kid is gonna beat my ass fucking fighting games If I don't keep my game up. Yeah, it's like all the dads for your when that's doing better.
Yeah Yeah, but then you break the knees dunk on your fucking kid until they're 12 and then he starts not gonna shit out of you Yeah It's like our core and then I'm gonna feel less of a man and then I'm like oh wait, I can delete your save data Percure he did that with that one of those fucking PS1 White like four years of wasted life off of one memory card I keep a backup in regard because I mean and if I didn't I probably I'm so good at these one thing Oh my god, he's probably slow shit though, but it's one thing. I'm so right for that arkin Batman was one thing Oh my god, the finishing move like writing a rhino alright So Single or double elimination double double Cuz I got a bounce of three, but we got a lot of time and I will just like it like this gel Okay, just logging as me cuz I wasn't Game I'm gonna play just so hard right now. I need to know the story of the fucking game versus Right Oh He walks around with his hands behind his back like the most smug son of a bitch So We need a great arrow we need to Select Watch Yes, oh my so this is gonna be the worst match of the day green arrow He's straight like old school wrestling on him Oh I don't want you go away break your back I Oh my god. He twists and throws him on it and then frees Sarah.
Chill out. Did you just win? I think you did. Jacob.
That is a part for you. Oh. You have a free motherfucking arrow. Boom.
That was dope. That was beautiful. All right. So we got to do more commentary than.
Ah. It just sounds like fucking porn. Sweet sexy gamer boy. That's right.
I'm like, oh yeah. Is that going to mean your way? Take a look. It gives you both a disadvantage.
No, you have to pick that. Just like, you can't draw that. Yep. Okay.
Anyone want to guess who I'm going to be? You're going to be Steve Bishan. As Batman. Yeah.
Let's do a two mystery characters. I don't know. I've played it again. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I assume he looked it up or something. No.
I have it. So R2 is a special? No, the mystery one is the two unlockable. But I don't have yet.
The question mark is the ring. Oh, Bernie our chip. Yo. The only part of this game that I know is that this is the game, this is what we've seen.
You know exactly as much as I can. Just like Mortal Kombat where you uppercut and you can uppercut through the bubble. You're adorable. You're so adorable.
I'm the black guy. I'm a rich white person. You're the one who's the problem. I'm not me.
It's Trump with the utility belt. Black Lives Matter. Boom. Beer is good at stuff.
Drop the mad apples with justice. The meringue. Batman had a lot of those. So this matches Batman vs.
Cyborg. Yeah. The fucking side. The master of tech and the guy who always has to be right.
He called you. Batman. He stole all that justice. He does.
I can make the back cake. This is true. But Cyborg runs the watchtower so you know, kind of make it better. You know he didn't make that whole fucking back.
He has robots. He has to have some kind of robot. He has to sub something out there. I'm not a master electrician.
I'm supposed to see all the specials. I'm going to fucking pull that shit off. He has a cannon and it's fucking arm. Yeah, because his hand is a cannon.
He has a hand cannon. I like that. It's way of mine. Beautiful.
Boo yah. I'm not good at fighting games but I'm progressively just continuing to kick ass. Shoot out of everywhere. I don't like my food touching but my fist will touch your face.
He is right. So both of you do your clashing. Oh, you're clashing. Dialogue, dialogue.
Dialogue, dialogue. Which one? Oh, you tie. You both hit the same button.
Dale, only you guys would do that. We're going to unleash nothing. Tag your head. Boo.
I'm super bad man. I don't know if you should convince any of the other games. You and some in cubes. Yeah, because you can do that with the other box.
I fucking love you so much. Everybody knows this. I don't see why this thing. Sweet the thing.
Everybody knows this. Sweet the thing. Sweet the thing. Oh.
Oh. That was close as fuck. Damn. Just as almost lost today.
And the winner is Robert with Batman. So one win and one loss is Jacob. One win is Robert and I've got a loss too. That's expected.
Oh yeah, my next match is probably going to lose too. Like I know I suck at the head fighting game. Yeah, except you almost won too. Yeah, I'm just not good at it.
But I sort of win a lot. I think I won one. Swat tank. I do.
Swat tank so cool. The king of Kodak and the green. He just farted in your face. With his hand.
You straight rule an entire nation of Kondak. And he went. Smart. Smart.
No, I got him a swamp. I'm covered pretzel. You got stinking. I mean, swamp egg.
Swat tank. I'm a stereotypical Middle Eastern man with lightning. Shazam. Boom.
I like seeing a swamp thing. He's like super slow but he's like everything moves like. It's all organically. He's like halfway in the ground there for a second.
Yeah, he's whooped. You can pull it. Oh, no. Why is that swamp thing?
Oh, swamp thing's got a cool like classic mask for his little that's super dope. He's open up with the fucking lower point. That's straight with that one. Boom.
Tastes my lightning. Boom. See, look at that. On point with the shape.
Justin doesn't play fighting games at all. I haven't played since we played. That's critical. Oh, that sucks.
All right. Chris. Sorry. You're not going to just.
Yeah. You're down here. You're down here. You're just going to come on.
You're playing too. You need to talk a lot of trashy uncle. Yeah. You can't let the new fighter go down.
Oops. You should go up a select. Yeah, you can select the new fighter. That would be fucking real.
Oh, yeah. Come over and sit on the side. It is unreasonably large for the table. That would have been all uncomfy on the table.
Okay. You're on the right side. I'll be glad. No one you can't do is dark side because it's already long.
I'll get it on my count. Do. Do. Do.
Do. That's how it's going down. Okay. We're going to make this fair match you too.
One thing I gotta say, no monkey around. Sorry I had to say it. Yeah, I just love it saying the obvious doesn't pack you. You need to hit X?
No monkey business you do. Mind bullets. I also like mind bullets. No, just playing them.
You just punch each other. You're literally about to have a great eight battle. That's it. If that doesn't sound like the greatest thing ever.
Telekinetic great eight. You're the gold one. You're the gold one. You're gold.
I'm red. I'm going to eat it. Down to the plate of the garage. Right.
You're on your own. You're on your Gold, Justin's red. Oh, at least I got really very yep Getting close guys you both have short hours for gorillas I Like that K.O. Play is well-bouncing yeah, no, he has no ability to stand still play again That's all right, especially with his competitive he fights he like away that backhand like getting back handed by gorilla would be just really frustrating Sounds fucking awful.
Yeah, don't forget the kickin guys. You got got kicks. No, I don't there's no kicks Straight just got mine, but that was That was awesome okay, I think your goal but I can switch dance else is what chance Vital round He's straight broke you through a war bowl I love it's just not letting that gap get closed no oh You're so close oh Your mind you didn't need it I mean he can't kick at all Well, I don't know I guess I can realize that no for his case Yeah I feel like every battle of every super hero first every super bill just die Well, though good by the me kale yeah You still got one more spot one more match level two Right I had it and then you thought it was not the alternative back at it was still Bobby's you after No, that's fine. Okay, I'll come apart Fucking do you scarecrow bro?
Oh Dude my conflict will treat you come to life. Oh So now it's a process versus how Jordan So I'm gonna be picking this up afterward down with podcast if you guys know Oh, that's so cool as shit No, I haven't read through the cat yet to a cat if you're in my comics press. Yeah Yes, yes, okay cool. He's a vengeance cat a vengeance cat process is the one that lost his tongue in me Okay, it's been a lot since I've read that shit You're gonna spew the straight up Hi Jack hey kill the super movies the L2 or the L2 It's weird that he uses the lantern as the actual yeah, instead of like constructs almost like I don't Jack Do you want to take over for Uncle Jacob?
I use that ball of that I know and I got shit on my lap and stuff so it's me versus Justin. Yeah, did you really lose Justin? Yeah So what's the tally Just okay, Justin got three wins you and I have one loss Yep, don't go with that. Don't like stand up.
Go on the clock. I'll be rowing for you, bud Thanks out. Yeah, we play with it. Where'd you say his regulations sir?
Yeah, yeah Scary I'm Robin just for you, bud Preach Drop those as one was bad angsty teenage justice punches Sorry everybody we had a mix up I I we were playing I hit the spacebar and pause the whole thing excited why he's so Justin just to beat me by a lot less than I thought he was going to I thought he just gonna knock the crap out of me But the final wish to sequel to death with seven so now it is Chris versus Justin or Chris versus Robert. What's up dude? Oh? Okay in front of the theater Yeah, the final wish so Who's who's who oh holy crap Robert flash Robert flash Crisis I wore blue beetle Flash is so quick You can't be super on it Yeah, I wasn't a fan of that so yeah That's weapons like not fair you're not buying fair numbers.
Oh, yeah, I like you super speed. Yeah, no, it's not fair Oh Oh It is people So Jack after this match you want to play against kale, okay, who do you want to be you want to be Batman, okay? Oh, you both be a doctor for a man Because then that's all everybody hears but I kind of like his like Who's juggling this man? So I'm rooting for dr.
Fate I need to see the super move open book Start reading book Dude like doctor face is the source of free. Yeah, but he's tied to dark. He's tied to that mask Yes, you're the same people What is that it lets him gain Oh So who on that one you did you pass it off a jackranger. It's gonna be killing Jack.
Yeah, yeah, can someone help Jack pick who he wants to pick Hey Jack can uncle Justin help you pick okay, no picks up a you're on the left buddy And you pick hardly Go Jack go there you go No Okay, so I did the day shift And I dressed up I had the rock and ask and Kate your poison. I'm good at all the kids it was the best moment in my life What happened I'm sorry, so I worked the morning shifts at work and so that means I get a you know take care of kids Yes, so I wore a Robin mask and a cake And so Hey Yeah Yeah Go bud Literally his first time playing video game kale be a little nice I remember when we I let you let me borrow your DC versus more combat and there was one trophy Dinosaur playing dinosaur playing So close Jack good Jack hey Jack air high five you did good Jack is time to pass your controller Oh You have the play This is where you put the herd on your own Chuck Jackie. Oh, you did a good job, baby Tons You have all the bus in the tons We are straight doing our favorite Okay Oh You have a green lantern Megazord You really want to get into it Yeah. Holy ball.
I'll be your dad already lost today. You're not. No. No.
Oh. Oh. Yeah. Good.
Good. You. Good. I just beat a 70 year old.
Seriously. I can't pass it up man. I'll be sure not to. Only one of course on this podcast.
You only want to beat me. Justin. I'll be him too. But the other thing is, I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.
Because I'll be here. So. No, stop. Cuz he didn't just do one round and then say I'm done, because that's how Justin remains undefeated.
No, that's the thing he doesn't know. Mine. Yeah, don't play with it. No touchy.
No touchy. Dude. Literally. Stop playing with it.
Boom bamnh. That's a the Dark Lord. All right. Nice magic.
Wonder Woman theory. Thank you either of you better Yeah Go to your litter box bitch He hit me with a fucking truck That's not right You literally stop from seeing the world All right You could still play Yeah, I think we stopped Yeah, yeah, there's no tournament just rack up your wins whoever has the most of the answer ruining my evening Well, I did be too, so that's all I'm happy about Didn't you explain this you are You play the next way, okay, I don't have that cold show video Oh, yeah, whoo robs yellers of rogue galleries Free Jotini My child down here dude She's got the boys all right, though Jack after you play this next round. I need you go upstairs, okay, okay generic one liners Did you take I Don't know he got pretty close on you dude That's Captain Cole dude This is Kale's Mike even on dude check the box there Yeah All right guys guys guys guys You guys you guys made them both feel way better about themselves All right guys you won't play good All right, can someone help Jack pick his character Jack who you want me I've been calling him Batman be all Batman Batman Jack corrects me every time it's beyond Batman Oh dude red sir can you be red son? You're supposed to know shit.
I'm sorry. I haven't played the fucking game. You know things ahead of time though Okay Don't jump dude. Yeah All of them dude We used to say the same stuff it was just with Mortal Kombat on a Sega Yeah Does that make you feel better about yourself?
All right Because Chris stop my super move Sure This is probably gonna be one more boring podcast Because we're broadcast it was you and me just calling each other every awful name in the book We should I have to re-out my place Quit being a juggler kale. Yeah, no way likes that No one likes I'm being cheesy Just on the face in particular though Crouch is the most like I'm still ready to fuck you up. He's kind of a gangster crouching. Yeah Way humbled real hard just so you know Donut for you Gotta hit both the triggers are to go on the achieve I Were already leveling me up I haven't seen Kathy show up is level Oh, dude be black and area Oh no Neither one ice More than you bitch A little warm hot to the touch That brings a new level cuz your dad's out here to humble you because you're being a jerk man Yeah, I know You tried using your super and your dad avoided it Yeah We're getting to we're getting towards the end of this so I want to see the best two three My favorite one is the Joker from we're gonna ask you yeah Yeah Game Yeah, like right before he pulled bay note.
Yeah, he's all shitty and Packed a punch Yeah Against super up in mid-clit. Billings gone with that many fucking comments. That was wicked cool though. Alright Chris, I can pull off that.
I'm the god damn super mad man. Oh you were adorable. I wish I was so hard on this game. I don't know how you guys fucking ended up right back where you started.
He took her a hundred miles away. Yeah, but the angle on his way back. That was very much anything you can do I can do better. I don't know she took him around the sun.
I mean that's a little more distance. Yeah. I am. Justin.
Because he was bitch. Oh yeah. Oh that was cool. Why not?
Hold like in the middle of like fighting. Because you look fucking fabulous Justin. I like how two people who fly are essentially just jumping around like idiots. Pretty much right into a cave.
Oh that's our use of force. Oh. That was a lot of fun. You're gonna be that guy?
I just really should have videotaped this. Sweet play. I'm the middle of the rock. I blocked it.
I blocked it so much. You don't know how good it is. That's a finally win. That's a mess.
That was the best. That was a mess. There was not so many match. There was not so many match.
I know Chris. I don't know how long it was. All that is for every good match to win. At the end of the match.
We got to be good back. Justin wins by the skin of his teeth. Alright. Alright, best of all three.
Let's go to the next one. Okay, then we'll finish it. Let's let's me drill pick your fighters in the fight. Alright, alright, alright.
Who do you have it? I got Justin. You got Justin. Alright, Chris.
I want Justin to be. I want Justin to be. Aquaman Chris. What can you pick Justin to be Aquaman?
That joke writes itself. Do you know about the Aquaman stuff? Okay, yeah. Maybe later.
Maybe just. Yeah. Catwoman. Aquaman.
What the best super is the first one. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really.
I'm like the super in the staff. I was like, yeah, sweet. Try it. Yeah.
I don't know. Jason, I'm always trying to has like five heads on it. I was doing that in the background and I didn't know what was the sweet event. You're a slave.
Do you know? Yeah. That was pretty dope. That's pointy.
You know what Chris is. As you pull out a whip. It can't with my costume. Yeah.
It comes with the title. All right. All right. Kale.
Kale. Kale. Someone's got a roof. My dad won't be me.
But someone's gonna be me. Alright. Oh, oh, you guys are both a special cockboger, dude. What the hell?
Just we really just want to see this. What do you die? All right. Lots of dead air because we all suck at this.
Well, they. I know, but it's so entertaining watching YouTube go at it. Oh, I want to see it. I want to see it.
I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it.
I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it.
Oh, somebody Argue with a bunch of Oh, dead shot and joker. Well, that's a good it's a good time. Are you happy? I'm not cafe.
I'm voicing my opinion. Yeah. All right. Okay.
Chris has been a lot of people are. I have been down here. So all right? This is The final match of Injusticecast.
Boom, baby. I'm not good like this. I feel like I'm gonna be able to do a live little snack. Not sure why, but I just feel like it.
Pardon me. Yeah, Miami and Gijiggy. Welcome to Miami. And he really likes...
I'm gonna go into my ride with Riddle's Duplitians. He likes you saw my blinker bitch because he's got that. He's got a little bit of pent-up rage. Yeah.
Shimmy, ship, ship. I use guns, but that's a gunballed sword. Yeah, you need that. Yeah.
Of course, a gunballed sword. That makes complete fucking sense. Right. How about a shoot in an ankle?
Because that's... Did you do a dead shot? I was drinking a beer for the best. Please don't spray beer all over the pan.
It's electronics down here. No, I don't want to be willing to do this thing. No, some for all our microphones. Yeah.
For the TV. Yeah. I might cry a little bit. I would cry a little bit.
I would cry a little bit. I mean a lot of people. That was a sick hit. You went in with a gun and made your down.
Yeah, absolutely. That was cool. I went in again. Oh, so I played a disc golf with...
Yes, he Morgan said. Oh, yeah. Literally the situation involved. That kid has not changed a bit.
And he's just like us. It's pathetic. It's so great. He says it's cool.
You guys are the worst. We don't know what they do quite yet. We don't want to get killed. He still has...
I need to be willing to laugh, but it's kind of cute. The thing is though, what is just like... He's always falling into the realm of... We really want this thing to happen.
He's also going to have to be... Seriously. Fuck off man's outfit. He ain't done.
He gave me his... He's a fucking... He's a fucking... He's a fucking...
He's a fucking... He's a fucking... Fuck off man's outfit. He ain't done.
He ain't done. He gave me his team valor disc for playing disc golf. Kid is such a cool kid. I've never played disc golf.
Jack wants to play disc golf. He's so much fun. And then we go to general stories. He's all with discs.
And it has a cool comic book. He's like, Mom, I love this. And I'm like, you don't play disc golf. I'll learn, Mom.
It's not that... Fuck you. Oh, son of a bitch. By the skin of his team, man.
He's got white just to hide. I can't remember that disc for you. We don't know what that disc is. We don't know what that disc is.
Alright, so we're in just a cast. 2017 part one, probably. Yeah, I want to know. I'll do this again.
Car wreck. Car wreck. Alright, finish him. One.
Who won overall? Oh, Chris, beat me. Okay. But I beat Chris.
I beat Chris once. I'm so happy about that. But yeah. We count the fighting the kids.
I think my one win over him was enough to win. But if you don't want to win. We played four times when we won. Yeah.
There was no one to win two. I think Chris had it like at the... Because we just ended it on the two out of... Two out of three.
That's right. That's fine. You guys want to do one more? Oh, it's round.
Why you want three in loss too? I'll be black out of them. No, I'm going to be black out of them. I haven't been black out of them.
No one's bitch. Somebody be black and airy. Alright, be joking. We haven't seen that.
So the lap and the scream. Who's right in the face? What the fuck? What the fuck?
I bet it's the kid. No. What? That's not even the kid.
Right, bitch? Shit. You buzzed out my leg. Fuck.
I bet it's the kid. No. What? Oh, it's fucking...
Chris, the end of the win in the last one. Dude. I can't keep up with all this fucking round, dude. That was sick.
That was some Sonya Belignax little shit. Oh. Alright, come on, Joe. Do some giant key shit.
Fucking puncher in the cooch. It would be a let me. Super quick. They're both really going.
They're both. Oh, fuck. Yeah, don't shoot me. Fuck.
Got a fucking slow on that one, dude. Fuck. Uh-oh. Okay.
No! No, no! No, no! No!
Oh! Oh! That's a hot ass, really. Bang.
Alright, that's special with Elicol. So far, that's probably like that, buddy. Alright, Chris. He's not going to get it off.
Yeah, you'll just watch this. Yep. Just did. Alright, no.
Right in the ground. So did vibes, yo. Eat it, Landis too, sir. Yeah, no, fuck.
All the fish just flew away. Yeah. Aquaman heard that one of you on land. Holy shit, I like Black Canary.
Her moves are sick. She's so quick. I don't want that. I don't want it.
I don't want it. Yeah. You got to get in the fucking car. I'm gonna be so good.
I'm out this way. Or then. And then, oh, no bang. Okay.
This is a black one. I'm black one. Car. Car.