Intermediate Lesson #1 - No Joking in English at Immigrat...

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Learn English with EnglishClass101! Don't forget to stop by EnglishClass101.com for more great English Language Learning Resources! -------Lesson Dialogue------- ----Formal ---- Drew: Oh jeez, here we go again. Another happy-looking immigration officer interrogation! Officer: Passport, please. Drew: Hi, here's my passport. Officer: Where are you flying from today sir? Drew: I flew in from Singapore. Officer: What's the purpose of your stay? Drew: Well, I'm here to work. Officer: Who's your employer? Drew: Innovative International. Officer: And how long do you plan to stay here? Drew: Six months; that's half a year. Officer: I know that. Where are you staying? Drew: I'm going to camp out in a tent under a bridge. Don't worry, I'll have my lighter and my iPhone. I'll be fine. Officer: Sir, if I were you, I would drop the humor. Where are you staying (forcefully)? Drew: My employer has rented out an apartment for me in the city. Small but comfortable. Officer: Fine. Okay, here you are. Drew: Thanks! (walking away) That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be! --------------------------- Learn English with EnglishClass101! Don't forget to stop by EnglishClass101.com for more great English Language Learning Resources!

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Learn English with EnglishClass101! Don't forget to stop by EnglishClass101.com for more great English Language Learning Resources! -------Lesson Dialogue------- ----Formal ---- Drew: Oh jeez, here we go again. Another happy-looking immigration...

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