EPISODE · Sep 12, 2025 · 44 MIN
International House of Whores & Wurst
from Distorted View Daily · host Distorted View
On Today’s ShowInternational Edition (per sponsor Whimsical)Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry.Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs.Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes.U.S. WeirdnessA completely derailed city council meeting filled with racism, chaos, and cut microphones.Fallout after Charlie Kirk is assassinated on a college campus. DV reviews the meltdown: crying fans, violent threats, “fake outrage” actors, and a divided Congress bickering over whether prayer should be silent or shouted.Music CornerDavid Lee Roth attempts to perform Van Halen classics… emphasis on attempts.A soundboard revisit of Diamond Dave’s isolated howls, shrieks, and “oh yeahs.”DV Community & SponsorshipsListener Whimsical demands a “BBC newsreader” British accent. Tim tries, fails, and leans into Austin Powers.Mead Skelton offers to write a DV song for $25—Tim invites freaks to send in suggested words/phrases.Richard Simmons sings “Happy Birthday” to listener PromoCodeFreak and shills a prostate toy from Adam & Eve.Patreon update: $20 patrons will soon get stainless steel DV travel mugs in the next merch drop.Episode sponsorship slots still available for $25.Programming NoteNext week Tim will be in Ashtabula; expect shorter shows and possibly a “best of.” Bonus segments pushed later in the week.Listener VoicemailsLord Douche’s endless collections (ice cream cartons, soda cans) spark debate.Calls for a “Lord Douche Reality Podcast” where he tells his side of the story.Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks.
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On Today’s ShowInternational Edition (per sponsor Whimsical)Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry.Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs.Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes.U.S. WeirdnessA completely derailed city council meeting filled with racism, chaos, and cut microphones.Fallout after Charlie Kirk is assassinated on a college campus. DV reviews the meltdown: crying fans, violent threats, “fake outrage” actors, and a divided Congress bickering over whether prayer should be silent or shouted.Music CornerDavid Lee Roth attempts to perform Van Halen classics… emphasis on attempts.A soundboard revisit of Diamond Dave’s isolated howls, shrieks, and “oh yeahs.”DV Community & SponsorshipsListener Whimsical demands a “BBC newsreader” British accent. Tim tries, fails, and leans into Austin Powers.Mead Skelton offers to write a DV song for $25—Tim invites freaks to send in suggested words/phrases.Richard Simmons sings “Happy Birthday” to listener PromoCodeFreak and shills a prostate toy from Adam & Eve.Patreon update: $20 patrons will soon get stainless steel DV travel mugs in the next merch drop.Episode sponsorship slots still available for $25.Programming NoteNext week Tim will be in Ashtabula; expect shorter shows and possibly a “best of.” Bonus segments pushed later in the week.Listener VoicemailsLord Douche’s endless collections (ice cream cartons, soda cans) spark debate.Calls for a “Lord Douche Reality Podcast” where he tells his side of the story.Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks.
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