International Kidnapping, Domestic Foolishness

This week on Something Ain’t Right, Frangela is back and fully hydrated because the nonsense levels are OFF THE CHARTS. First up, the international chaos report: some people are talking about a U.S. move into Venezuela that includes abducting one leader and warning the next with a threat described as a fate worse than Maduro’s. Because apparently subtlety is canceled.Then—plot twist—we have a brand‑new villain: data centers. Yes, the giant humming boxes of doom multiplying across America like they’re in a Marvel origin story nobody asked for. Tech companies are reportedly preparing to drop seven trillion dollars on these things in the next five years, and Frangela wants to know the real question: who’s paying the bill? (Spoiler: it’s giving “not them.”)Meanwhile, measles—MEASLES—has made a comeback like it’s trying to headline Coachella. The U.S. outbreak has reportedly passed 1,800 cases with hot spots in Utah, Arizona, and South Carolina. Frangela has thoughts. Many thoughts.And finally, we close with a presidential medical mystery tour. Some people have noticed shifting explanations, shifting stories, shifting… everything. Which leads to the only question that matters: WHERE’S THE BOOK, JAKE TAPPER.Strap in. Hydrate. Stretch. Because this week, the foolishness is cardio.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy