Into the Forest

Hello and here we go, Friends! Chris, we’re going to get right down to it, this is THE film, so far. This is the most ALI movie yet. Westworld can suck it, ‘cause us, Wood-heads, were hip to this lead actress before she became a robot…and it also doesn’t have Michael Eklund in it; we said it. We at ALI are quickly becoming super-fans of this beautiful psycho as he makes his second appearance on the show and believe it or not…plays a worse character than he does in Poker Night? Chris, you tell us, but this dastardly delight makes this movie and everything else he touches, solid-rotten gold. In this episode, we discuss Mr. Eklund’s method-acting sweatiness in detail as well as break down the best fast-food spots to be murdered at, Todd reveals that he’s been planning for this movie’s plot for the last 16 years, Ryan admits yet another apocalyptic frailty; the boys go toe to toe on Hines v. Baryshnikov in the unsung 80’s ballet action drama, White Nights; Todd shares his one tragic interpretive dance story and Ryan finally admits why gasoline powered generators scare him. All of this and more await you and don’t say we didn’t warn you…We don’t “get” interpretive dance either. But we respect the shit out of it. Email us with photos of you doing your best interpretive dance and you may receive the same back, we guess. Thank you for listening [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #gottodance #beyondtwosouls #purpletoast #chainsawsafety