Hello and welcome to another episode of the still not named crossover, but I will name it don't worry you probably don't name before whatever. So this is where the the young sentinels have come to hell and they have opened the door where the the villains are waiting and now they are all in one room except for some reason already has fallen asleep and taken Ashia with him. They've vanished into sleep. Oh no this is not good.
You could you could say he passed out she grabbed him and they both teleported. Yeah sure that works yeah they've gone into sleep. Oh my this is new implications for his powers. Okay so there you all are in one room what do you all do?
Oh my god you guys got an alternate universe in Nigma? No that's the real big mo. I was talking to you were friends in this universe before you died. Do you know what's from your universe?
No it's me it's an enigma. I'm back. No no this is a different universe because you're dead. Oh you're from a different universe.
So are you like not Valley girl are you like Hill woman? No I'm Valley girl but no you died. You fell out of a big mo. Remember we met their alternate vision and we got the belt from the spot.
Wait people die in the scene of our cell the time and come back it is like a thing. Who told you they died? Crucible? Yeah she got it done by aliens but you know.
Why the fuck is it every time we open this port with someone else comes true. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
These are produce. They didn't come through the port they came through the front door. Well my name's Sharon told us that we could find you guys down here and that's why we're here. Sharon and oh you mean hollamones girlfriend?
Yeah. I don't know. They're not like we're not dating officially but she waits until marriage. Yeah.
Oh yeah. That's good of you. That's pretty noble. Thank you.
Yeah you know. It's you know I think marriage is just a you know unity between man and woman and God only so and just three words. They're really sad. No that's not all of us.
That's why it's called the Holy Trinity. I mean what if you and the Sharon also got together it was in those three were also in you. There'd be like four people going on five people. No that's the two people's triangle.
Yeah. I'm gonna say that's not not hard. No I've done both. They're actually not that different.
So the demon woman in the corner. She said. No look they came in through the front door. What's going on?
Am I teleporting you to the where we think Kriege is? Is that what's going on? Because you see surface there as well. Surface is working on a large machine with well, Mithril.
Anyway I don't know if any of the teens knew Mithril. Oh yeah. Ellen answer Hank would know. Yeah they would know.
Yeah. Mithril or previously on a surface. He and the demon woman are working on a machine and he says I think I can get you as close to Kriege as I can. I mean yeah the idea was to go kick her ass.
Yeah because isn't her like this universe person is passed out on with it so we should probably get out of here. If you guys want to join my new gang the young villains just come along. We'll all work together. Oh again we did not agree.
Wait I like I I know the villain. Oh yeah we agreed on it. Yes. Oh my sister's making in the corner.
Very much vigilant. You just home invaded us so I would not say that you are a hero. We were invited in by Sharon. We live here and I don't know you.
I knew alternate universe him before he died. I'm the same person I didn't die. I mean I know you because I follow you on Instagram. Oh you follow me on Instagram?
Yes I quite enjoy a lot of your really interesting things. I'm not sure what butt shagging is and it confuses me a great deal. Oh do you want me to show you? Not particularly.
I need to be sober to do this and it seems like it's one of those things where if you're in a good because there's a lot of like manual dexterity involved and then after that it's just fun. Okay. Maybe later. What tricks is going to turn to anyone?
Wait do you know me because I don't have an alternate dimension anything. So who are you? Yeah. Okay.
He's an alternate dimension. We're good. Wait were you the villains when I was? Yes.
Yes. Oh I just remember you. He was a heroin baby blood. Yeah the gushers.
Yeah blood gushers. I was supposed to be a vampire child. I remember that. That was wild.
Wait that was you? You were. That was me. Oh yeah.
Geez right? Who is like all right y'all are okay. Are you gonna go through the portal or are we gonna go through this? Get a baseline here.
We're gonna go kill this green. Yeah we'll join you. We're going to incapacitate this Greek. No definitely killing.
No no no I'm going to punch him with my bear knuckles. You are as great as women. No no you can punch all you want. I'm going to slip through.
That's what we do. We've been a no we're villains now. That is what we do. No I'm right.
I pay tuition to become a hero. I would rather than half or dead. Mmm. I think but you do you know that you have the spell to cast Greek back to her home universe and to bind her to a universe and that's what Hanzo Hanzo told you Hanzo.
That's what Florian Zimmerman told you to do was to send her back and bind her to her own universe but everybody seems to be bent on killing her at the moment. I forgot about that. I mean she can't have caused damage if she is dead. She also can't cause damage if she's magically trapped in her own universe.
I remember this now. But if she's dead we get her stuff. Yeah I mean I move pretty quickly we could get their stuff either way. Didn't she destroy her own universe?
Yes she did. We want her boat. Remember her space boat. No but I didn't know why I say that she destroyed her own universe.
We're not what I do the universe say anyways we'll just kill her. Okay this here. We'll take her space. Look bear knuckle once in every hero's lifetime you have to make a decision.
Would you sacrifice the few to save the many? Now don't you quote Mr. Spock at me. Is he a hero also?
Maybe he's with the Amerville people? I'm not familiar. He is from space trick. Oh it's a space pirate with Creek.
Oh okay I didn't know you. Okay if these television show how am I not from planet am I still more than you about public culture? Because you are surprisingly worldly. Yes because I have human father.
I sold my soul to the devil and spent a lot of time in hell. I didn't have much time watching TV other than the real housewives. That was all the watching hell. Wait you sold your soul?
You know we just like owned the place right? The demon woman and surface where we're like we're drawing a lot of power from our power sources. Should we go? Yes.
Yes. I mean we have to go. I'm going to transform into bear and then just sort of start pushing people with my giant head. Everybody's being pushed towards the portal surface and pooper like we have to work on the machine here to keep the portal open so you can get back.
Oh yeah. It's time for that. Who all goes to the port? Does anybody resist being pushed into the portal?
I ride the bear only. I can't. Everyone goes to the portal. You find yourselves in what looks like a dining hall adorned in gold.
There's no windows or anything just the portal behind you and everything's adorned in gold and it's all shiny. I'll talk to you. Oh this is Jackie. Ooh it's a little gosh but I like the power vibe of it.
I think it's Trump's Ella. Oh no. Wait. Everybody hears a voice in their head.
What are you doing on my ship? They're here to bring me to the zoo. They decided to help you. A set of doors opens on the far end of the dining hall.
Oh yeah. We all want to go to the zoo. The trade. Are we supposed to go through the doors?
Wait. Where are we right now? Are we on a crease ship? This is not crease ship.
Oh it's not okay. Wait then who are you? I'm the golden one. The gold.
Got it. That makes sense. Yeah. I guess.
Like quite a few video games. This is like a mini boss as they say. I'm just going to carve a little bit of gold off of these pillars over here just in case. I'm going to throw some gold coloring into my purse.
Right. We have gold. We have gold. We have gold.
We need to save the world. Look at the villains. Look at me real quick. Yes.
I will pay you each two million dollars if you do this without being pulled away. That's not possible. We could also get gold too. So gold going to weigh you down and slow you down.
I'm very strong. I'll take two million dollars and some gold. You will be jealous when the economy collapses and we're back on the gold standard and we have my own planet. Okay.
Also are we the older ones here? We're the ones giving orders. I think you're the only boss. Yeah.
Homophones like 75. I'm 63ish. I can work with one million for minor assholes. I will cut.
I will cut you down. I'm like 150 years old or something. I think. Yeah.
So you'll pull for some of the gold. What is everybody else? Next. I load up magic bullets.
I'm going to walk up to the doors and kind of just like stick a toe out first and then if nothing happens, poke my head through. You hear the mechanical hum of what sounds like a Star Trekky spaceship and there's like a long hallway in front of you. Nothing happens when you stick your toe out. But the hallway is also a dawned gold.
It's got like like a gold lace from the sides of the walls and like a gold carpet and like little statues and stuff. Tricks honey. Historically, you going first doesn't work well. Well, I'm going to come up and I'm going to stand in front of tricks.
I bet we let the giant bear go first. Well, what am I? I'll think it's a store. Can I fit through it?
Yeah, you can fit through it. It's big enough. I will go first. I will go first to bear stays behind me.
Great. I just want to dart from one end of the hall the other super fast. Okay. Okay.
That's cool. Wow. And we've been walking this entire time. Okay.
Yeah. Great. It was my walking. Everybody else at the other end walking down the hallway.
Beast mode. You have rushed to the end of the hallway. You are now in what looks like a captain's chambers. And there is like one figure sitting in a chair facing away from you.
All of the other chairs are empty, but it seems like all of the controls are being manipulated anyway by something gold magic tricks is going to lean around the giant bear and go hello. The chair turns around and it looks like a may see a figure with a head covered in molten gold. Call that. Then you all here in your head.
What are you doing in my shape? Well, we're not looking for you. I'm looking for a creek. It was an accident.
Yeah, a creek. Creek is my boss. We need to talk to Creek. I can't let you do that.
Why is it? Why not? Please. I work for Creek.
You'll have to go through me first. Can we speak to the manager? You are the manager. How about I give you $1 million to work for me.
We have a lot of gold if you're willing to shoot a gold for work. No, you can go back through your portal and leave. I'm giving you one chance. I would like to walk over and use my massive bear paw and push this person to the ground.
I'm going to roll a little attack for the tech and the bear. Sorry, the gold person. Okay. Well, since I'm trying to grapple, my plus student against my minus two rolls.
That's a straight. Nice. I'll do that. Oh, I'm not sure.
It is a seven. All right. You knock him out of the chair, but he kind of floats rather than hitting the ground. Everybody's hit with a concussive wave for three.
So everyone roll a defense against three. What do you want to roll? Fizzique? Fizzique, if you have a thing that lets you use Fizzique, but if you don't, then thank God.
Okay. What do we roll with? 46? Yeah.
Five and six are plus three and four neutral one and two are my assets. I got a bus. I don't know. I just have a bus to you.
If you beat the three, then you're going to go first. That's the first time a mental attack hasn't hurt me. It was concussive. All right.
So we're going to go to the top tricks. You get to go first. Is there anything like, are there straps on the chairs, like harnesses? It looks like a sci-fi ass spaceship, but like he's the only one controlling everything with his mind.
Okay. I would like to curse the straps on the harnesses on the pilot's chairs to restrain him. Okay. Roll that.
That's a good one. Oh, these dice are getting ice cream after this. That is a seven just off the bat. He seems to be tied down, but he doesn't seem to care much about his like he doesn't even defend against it really.
Because his physical form doesn't seem to bother him very much. Beast mode is your turn. But he said his head is like covered in gold, right? Yeah, it looks like someone poured a bunch of gold.
Okay. I just want to kind of walk out because he strapped down and like pick his head up and just smash it into the floor like as hard as I can. Okay. I'm going to try to give him a concussion.
That is a plus six. Okay. He doesn't seem to defend against it. Homophone is your turn.
All right. I pulled the string on the CNC on my chest and I get it says beat and my skin turns bright red and my fist swell up, which makes Arjeschugans. And so I seeing this is are we like in the control room? Where is this like a dog like bridge?
Okay. Perfect. I want to try to take control of the ships. I'm going to run up there and try to just like start smashing buttons.
Okay. Uh, roll me a drive. Oh, I guess what Alex actually have a plus three in that. So I got it.
You take control of the ship. You notice that you're, uh, when you look at the view hole or window or smonders or whatever, you're kind of in the middle of what looks like an endless fleet of other starships. They look wide variety of some look like pirate ships, some look like biking ships, some look like like Star Trek ship like every ship you've ever seen sci-fi out there, which is like an endless directions in every direction you can look. I would like to look for the largest one and the one that looks most captainly.
Okay. Uh, roll me a nose. All right. That's a zero.
You start, you start just, are you actually driving a direction or are you just looking? No, I'm going to start crashing into shifts. All right. You start driving.
Um, yep. And then what is your turn? The ship veers heavy with a and everybody like stumbles a little bit, but it is your turn. Sorry real quick.
I would like to shout back to everybody. Hey, we're in their armada. I'm going to try to find the captain ship and just crash us into it. Okay.
Sounds good. And I turn right back around without input. Flex it up and I'm going to whisper to him. I was like, this is kind of how we lost the plane.
I feel like this is very dangerous because we are in outer space. You can make it bubbles. We're fine. Yeah.
I think that is your turn. Just so I understand we are in like a general's spaceship that is a part of Kriegs armada. Yes. Okay.
And the purpose of us being here is to try to get him to show us where Krieg is. Uh, yeah, I guess I'll get a feed and more beat it out of him or whatever. I want to talk to stream gym. And I want to use my illusion magic to create an alternate outcome where I betray all of the villains and heroes to the golden one.
And then I join him and Krieg and then he'll take us to Krieg and I use magic. All right. Roll me your magic. Um, he's got pretty strong mental.
So he's going to try to resist that. That's a nine. Oh, dramatic strong. My magic is very strong.
The combat is basically over because you're in the middle of Dr. Stranging him. You and the golden one are wrapped in a Dr. Strange magic bubble.
Um, so there's no one else that has to fight right now. But homophone, you are driving the ship in just a random direction. Yeah. Trying to clip as many things as I can along the way.
Like not enough to damage our ship like permanently, but I just want to start like, you know, if it's the enterprise, I want to knock off those like dumb little like tendrils. It's got a little four times. I want to knock that shit off. Yeah, exactly.
Like of all the ships. If I see a phone booth, I'm just going to knock it over. There's a fruit cart. You just like ram the fruit cart.
You start making havoc. Some of the other ships start shooting at you. And one of the stations that you're not at start like light start blinking at it. The energy and shield station looks like it needs immediate attention.
Any so some fun, which one of these buttons does the shoes? The pew pew's on a shoe stuff. These and like click the like buttons on the steering console as they usually are. You just go a little bit faster, but there is a weapons.
There is a weapons station off to the left. Yeah. I go to the weapons station and start shooting back. Okay, roll me a shoot.
Oh wait, I've got one in that one. Well, all right. You're causing general mayhem and havoc amongst the Armada. Does anybody else do anything while this is happening?
What does it look like it's happening right now between Enigma and the Golden One? It looks like they're caught in some sort of mental battle, but Enigma's got runes flying off of him and it's circling them both. Or is it like playing cards? Was it playing cards or runes?
Oh, it's definitely playing cards with runes. Oh, roll me another magic Enigma. That is a seven. All right.
You get the location of where Creek Ship is. I immediately inform Homophone. All right. Sounds good.
What is how do you navigate in space? I'm just kind of asking generally because there's like no Northeast Southwest left or right up and down. Alex, can is there any way that I can assist Phil with that since I have actually traveled in space? Yeah, you can give a shot if you like to roll a drive and then add your results to do.
I have I do not have drive, so this is going to be fun. Homophone, I think pitch and catchy is part of it. All right. Perfect.
I will be a catcher. Can I use can I use investigate instead? Oh, no, not sure. Then I have at least the one in that.
Why not? Those two you saw a board. Go to your starboard. I can't count when you do that.
Three. Okay. The large cat person starts giving you directions on the phone. Do you pay attention?
Yeah, but okay. You're just pointing to the picture. How do you do this? Sure.
Roll me a drive. Homophone. Very good. Am I adding three to this?
Yes. Okay. Perfect. So that is a plus nine because I rolled a three and a three drive and then nine from the assist.
All right. In the distance, you see a massive, massive ship. It looks like it's got a nice zoo on the back of it, but it's it's very, very large. Well defended.
It looks like it's got large cannons and they are now pointing at you. It's gonna crash as well. Perfect. I'm gonna I'm gonna wrap this seat belt around it to like maintain that it's going like straight at it.
And I'm gonna like as quick as I can get up and be like, we should run. We should run. We should run. And I run away like towards the back of the ship.
Well, run where we're we're in a spaceship. Yeah, it's gonna crash and we're gonna hit it like straight. So we want to be back. Isn't there isn't there shields we can use?
I don't know. I don't have time for this. I grab allomancer and just I don't think we can get back. Okay.
So I'm a phone and I believe he nicked my insta writing on. All right. So on the way past the golden dude, I want to see if I can quickly just take him out. I have a stunt where once I see I can spend a fake point to bend metal.
I just want to like his head. Yeah, sure. Go for it. Do it.
There's gold like the softest of that. Be easy. I'm out of the room. Otherwise, I would be bad pleased at this market.
Did you make a roll? Sorry. That's not it. That is an eight.
All right. You crush head. Is it? I run for everyone else.
All right. So everybody runs to the back. Oh, you just run into the back of the ship is at the plane. Is it?
I'm gonna run into the back of the ship. We could put on the shields. You know, they have shields on this star check ship. We are putting command right now.
The shields are fleshing. Hey, Maddie. What? I thought a command vaccine would be fun with everybody like taking stations and flying a spaceship and shooting things.
All right. Hey, hey, easy, easy. Best laid plans, right? So.
I don't know. It's like planes? Best laid planes. The bus light planes.
So elementary is pretty good. Everybody to play star command and. Everybody wants to play star command. Go to the back.
Wait, so are we just going to the back to the front crashes and like we hope we're safe or are we going back through the portal and we're going to the back and into to minimize potential damage. That is my plan. At this point, I'm going to revert to my human form. And I'm going to say, well, you know, if this is actually modeled after the ships from space track, the docking bay for all these pods and then we can ramp those into the market.
That's a good point. We should launch all of those or we could use them for other purposes like not. We did put bread in an escape pod one. So yeah, I'll go to the front.
I'll take control. I'm gonna go to the front. I'm gonna a little breadbelly beast. I'm gonna bank the ship from the abroad side and we're gonna pelt it with a skate pods and then I'm gonna Tokyo drift in broadside with the other side so we can do that.
I'm going back to the front. We're using the skate pods missiles to hit the other ship. Absolutely. Well, I guess we could set their respective workhorse of breach.
Yeah, do that science thing. That's fine. We're mixing those over here. We're in to the shield up so that we will take minimum damage to the front.
I'll be in the front. Fuck it. Why not? All right.
Everybody else is in the back except elements are going to try to lift the shield. Yeah. Romeo Romeo, Romeo drive to lift the shield. You know what?
Why not? Oh, you're gonna go a little bit. Come out like a hero. I'm really, really good.
I like a hero. I'm gonna be my three year old. I'm playing Candy Crush right now. I'm gonna get a hug.
You get those signals in your on the last level. No, I got a zero. So we're just gonna say zero. Fuck me.
Oh geez. Okay. Um, imminent crash. Are you gonna run to the back or are you staying up front?
Well, the shields don't go up. I'm obviously gonna run to the back of the coward. Okay. All right.
All right. The ship's crash. Everybody roll me. Huh.
Well, why don't we roll me a physique real quick? Perfect. Do I get a bonus for being on bare knuckles shoulders in his human form? Still writing him?
I'm waiting for him back. Could I transform back into a big? Sure. Yeah.
I'm gonna get some of Ella Mansour's damage by like tucking her in since I know that I'm probably tougher than her. Oh, be fun. I just drove a bra. Oh, it's a thing.
I'll give her a plus one for that. What's what's physique again? Is that like an actual skill? Yeah.
Okay. It's one of your skills. If you don't know, then you don't have it. It's true.
Um, everybody, uh, the crash causes four damage. So if you take a little bit of damage, if you don't, if I make it, do I take no damage? Yeah. If you make a four.
Yeah. Okay. Oof. All right.
You doing okay? Yeah. I'm good. Give me, give me a minute though.
So I can curse myself while cursing other things and then I'll die. I'll be fine. She gets roughed up a lot. I don't think that's okay.
I'll be fine. After a homophones head, intense a gold killer in blade streaming down. I think that we're pretty okay of all our plans. That's kind of the most successful one we've done to date.
I immediately cover my nose. I'm going to need you to get rid of that as quickly as possible. Otherwise I cannot be held accountable for my actions. I mean, I'm bleeding everywhere.
You're talking about blood? I swear, I swear them both are going to wash away the blood. I was going to do the nasty thing where I just like, snob rock it much of blood on the ground. I just, I just blast them in the water.
Thank you. So the ships are now, uh, crashed together. Everybody survived although there is a little bit of damage to some people. And everybody's kind of shaking up and bloody.
What are you doing? You're kind of sucking a, a, a mishmash ship with the, the electrics like sparking and little bits of fire here and there. Bits of gold shattered all over the place. Hey, bear man thing.
Bear. His name is bear enough. Yeah, whatever. Uh, do you think you can like bust us a whole into the base ship now where we're kind of connected up?
Do you have any rocks on them? I always have rocks on me. Can I have one please? Sure.
We have to give it back. Alex, is there like a weakness or like a weak spot that could be identifying either an existing gas or like a big, bigger or spot that clearly looks like it's been into the bit from the impact? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. You find a place that you can, uh, what does it breach into that like, yeah, you can get a ship. I'll go over with bear and also they're, also they're like, they're knocked out and I'll like, just like magically increase the size of making it to this fight and I'll be like, do you want to punch this bike or do you want me to just, or do you want to weaken it then? I'll throw this.
I like the idea of a 14 foot tall bear using a giant rock spike as a battery gram. So I would like to do that. I will magically like implant this bike into the week part and I'll be like, oh, he was funny. All right.
I'm going to rear back and I, this is, I guess a fight check. Uh, sure. Yeah. Okay.
So that is a five. All right. You, you bust it open. Uh, you bust open into like what looks like a long corridor.
Um, there are a bunch of people in the corridor, but none of them are, um, engaging you and they all seem to be standing aside as you break in. What kind of people are we talking here? Um, they, they've got all sorts of outfits on that they look like people with laser guns and some people that look like their super villains or superheroes like what, what color are their shirts? Uh, mostly red.
Okay. Excellent. Hey, all right. We've stayed a chance.
Um, but they, they all seem to be standing aside and they're all giving you way. All right. So I will proceed in and I will, once I notice that they're not really trying to mess with us, I will like, not my head to try to indicate that people should follow me. I'm just following.
Yeah. I'm going to take a selfie with one of them and then I'm going to capture it. Always nice to meet a fan. Uh, I would like to find somebody with a largest laser gun and shoot them in the head and then take their gun.
Uh, if they're not going to mess with us, uh, I want a new gun. All right. So I'll use my human gun on their alien brain to get an alien game. Well, roll me, shoot real quick.
This point Blake does a kid post. I like putting it right up because it's simple. Yeah. Just roll me the point you got.
Are they standing aside to let us go? Or are they like, or drones that don't even register a presence? No, there's people, there's straight people. Yeah, you should do right ahead.
Oh my gosh. He flaps to the ground. You take his laser gun. Um, some of the other guys seem upset.
They start pointing guns at you and then one of the other dudes like puts his hand on the gun and puts him down and he says she said up through no matter what. Oh hell yeah. Okay. Um, we just want to hang out here for a little bit and just get a few more guns because I feel like that could really help us that guy over there said that we're, we're cool to do anything we want ever.
Yeah. What do you say? No matter what? Like is there a limit on that?
Oh, they don't respond to you. I just start chewing Hank. Come on. We don't need to watch this.
Fair novels. I'm going to see this. Let's not kill them because they're letting us do. You got what you wanted.
Yeah. Yeah. You killed a man for it because he would probably just let you have it. Oh, maybe I just answer to one of the other ones.
It's like, could I have your gun? He has your gun. Hey, thank you. Does anybody have a phone charger?
No, there's no phone chargers. I shoot one of them with a rock. We're in a future with a space. No, there isn't a charger.
No, no, interdimensional. There's no iPhone charger. Where's the giant egg when you need it? I'm sorry.
Did you just a giant egg? Yeah. What do you know about giant egg? We got a second.
Charge is real cool. Can you show me picture? Yeah. I like go through my phone and show like several pictures and videos of us getting the giant egg, fighting the bone gang, running out of the power plant and then the giant egg nestled up with Jimmy and hell.
I immediately pin you to the wall by your throat. I need that egg back. It is mine. Oh, he found his mom.
Yes. And as soon as we are done here, I want it. You lay the egg steps steps between the two. So you take your ends off her right now.
I want to guarantee that I'm getting a child back. I like cats at the best of times. It's not Charlie's name. My fucking child.
Cats like legs. It's not an egg you lay. You dumb motherfucker. It is a magical conduit.
Why does it look like an egg? Because it is a sign of the goddess. It is a fertility symbol. Yeah.
It looks like an egg smells like an egg. I say it's an egg. It's still mine. She's a really good villain, isn't she?
She's been really well. Keep it up. Good. Good.
Guys, what? We came here for one purpose. Eggs? We can do with all this afterwards.
No, this is done. I want my child back. It's too difficult. You find Jimmy has it.
Yeah, my hash by now. It'll sleep Jimmy. If my child is harmed, I will end you all. Probably think Jimmy says mommy though.
If that happens, I will legit show you all. You will try. Oh, Kree has your egg. What fucking light to me?