Irritable Bastard Syndrome, Missing Butt Syndrome, And Other Medical Marvels

I'm trying to get the ball across the plate, and the third baseman comes, he walks by me, he says, "where's your ass, man? You got no ass. You've lost your ass." And I said, "haven't you? I'm trying to get the ball over the plate, and you're telling me I have no ass." When the older we get, the more we lose our ass. You know, it's different with women. You know, our whole metabolism slows down and all their fat in their body goes into their butt, you know, and all of our fat body goes into our stomach. And then I lifted my shirt up to them and said, "there's my ass. Now back to third base, third baseman."Support the showI always appreciate your support, I am very clear in my understanding of how unclear I really am of myselfand the kaleidoscope in my head makes me laugh.