Is Forrest Gump Secretly A Story About Awful People?

We’re taking a sledgehammer to your favorite 90s nostalgia today. Ever stop and think about how completely messed up Forrest Gump actually is? We break down why Jenny might be the biggest villain in cinematic history and why everyone in that beloved movie is basically garbage. Then, we’re ripping into the absolute insanity of modern TV commercials—from shameless government cash grabs to pharmaceutical ads that make zero sense. Finally, brace your eardrums. We found some of the most horrifyingly bad music covers lurking in the dark corners of the internet, including a supposed rock star’s sister butchering Fleetwood Mac and a Bandcamp “artist” who will completely ruin your favorite pop songs forever. You’ve been warned.GET ALL YOUR CMS MERCH HERE: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/Watch commercial free and without delayed publishing by becoming a CMS VIP at https://classicmetalshow.locals.comAll comments are merely the opinions of the people speaking them, are for comical performance, and are in no way stated as factual. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe