Is It Really a Sport if There's No Defense?

The minivan already didn't have a cool horn, didn't have a cool paint job, and now it's also NOT ramped over a flat-bed!  Could it BE any more lame? Thanks to my "friend" Bill, I got roiled into another debate over what is and isn't a sport.  But this actually brought some clarity to my stance.   Myles's Bar Mitzvah festivities are officially over.  We had a great night at the Union game.  Duncan celebrated shirtless, I made up a new food (that I later regretted), many kid-sized capes (some call them flags) were acquired.   I won the rights to purchase a bottle of Found North HellDiver 2025.  So we'll review it.  Was it worth the wait (and cost)?   Enjoy!