Is my neighbor trying to kill me?

CLICKBAIT, i think that if i tell you that the title is kind of clickbait or is in a sense in the description then its on you who fell for it you know like its not my fault that you were dumb enough to believe my lies #tea #ImTryingToGetCancelled. I overthink everything i do i don't even know if I'm saying that word right and now that I think about it i feel like there is someone who isn't going to be happy by the title but who careS? live laugh love your life. my descriptions looks like i write them when I'm literally on crack . I dislike long descriptions so ill leave this one short.