Is This Anything?

1) People in Ohio called the police when they saw a car with long brunette hair hanging out of the trunk. 2) Neighbor kid trying to return a bike helmet, but nobody's home. Even worse, mom and dad are at SEPARATE jobs giving him completely different instructions . . . because they can't hear each other. 3) It now costs $70 to get a bottle of Sriracha sauce after chili crop failures have raised prices for the condiment online See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.