It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a demon in possession of a mobile phone, must be in want of attention

A Good Omens fanfic by charlottemadison, read with SkyAsimaru and Djap. Music & sound effects (all under ⁠Pixabay Content License⁠): Snake Pit, Windows Error Sound Effect, Distant Explosion, The Sound of dial-up Internet by Pixabay Weekend Days (Loop), Old Car Horn by UNIVERSFIELD Uplifting Piano (MIX) by Diamond_Tunes Action Techno Beat by ComaStudio Riot Rhapsody by OctoSound Fart 6 by u_32jfmxc0jn Pachelbel Canon Piano and Strings by Abydos_Music Insane Shredding Guitar Solo by nickpanek620 Circus by Music_For_Videos Short Circuit by SoundReality Commercial Advertise Rock by yourtunes For tags and other details, to leave kudos and comments, please visit the corresponding post on archiveofourown: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59681830!