It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass

TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,640This is a way, yes, that you know if the establishment you frequent you go to sometimes.200:00:08,640 --> 00:00:13,920Oh, here we go. All right. Like make customers. I told y'all went saltgrass.300:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,280Yeah, maybe I should be that by the way, what is a steak place?400:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,840Like steak places. Like Texas rail. Like out back? Yeah, somewhere anywhere.500:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,840Yeah, it's in that room. Okay, so it's not a real fancy place, but it's a good place.600:00:25,840 --> 00:00:30,880It's a good place. It's on the higher end of what they call fast casual. Yeah, you can drop a couple700:00:30,880 --> 00:00:37,120hundred if you're not careful. Definitely. So I go there and you know with the family and everything800:00:37,120 --> 00:00:42,320and I keep it simple. I get some crab cakes or dinner salad definitely got my fruity drink900:00:42,320 --> 00:00:48,480of what they call a corona Rita and I'm enjoying myself. Not all of a sudden.1000:00:50,800 --> 00:00:59,360Bubble guts. Yeah. I say y'all I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be back. I go to the bathroom.1100:00:59,360 --> 00:01:10,640I blow it up. And I proceed to clean myself. I know this is a weird way to say it.1200:01:16,240 --> 00:01:28,160I tell you they have the best toilet paper I didn't had in a long time. Soft. Nice.1300:01:28,160 --> 00:01:37,920I mean, just it was like double plight. Yeah, it was like I was putting a cloud on my ass.