It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass

TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”. TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline. CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,640 This is a way, yes, that you know if the establishment you frequent you go to sometimes. 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:13,920 Oh, here we go. All right. Like make customers. I told y'all went saltgrass. 3 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,280 Yeah, maybe I should be that by the way, what is a steak place? 4 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,840 Like steak places. Like Texas rail. Like out back? Yeah, somewhere anywhere. 5 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,840 Yeah, it's in that room. Okay, so it's not a real fancy place, but it's a good place. 6 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:30,880 It's a good place. It's on the higher end of what they call fast casual. Yeah, you can drop a couple 7 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:37,120 hundred if you're not careful. Definitely. So I go there and you know with the family and everything 8 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:42,320 and I keep it simple. I get some crab cakes or dinner salad definitely got my fruity drink 9 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:48,480 of what they call a corona Rita and I'm enjoying myself. Not all of a sudden. 10 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:59,360 Bubble guts. Yeah. I say y'all I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be back. I go to the bathroom. 11 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:10,640 I blow it up. And I proceed to clean myself. I know this is a weird way to say it. 12 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:28,160 I tell you they have the best toilet paper I didn't had in a long time. Soft. Nice. 13 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:37,920 I mean, just it was like double plight. Yeah, it was like I was putting a cloud on my ass.