It was Necessary for Aden to be Here

Due to recent events in some unknown area of the world, it was necessary for Aden to return for one more episode. He is not an official part of this podcast. We have tried to get rid of him multiple times. We are still unsure of a discreet way to dispose of him, so if anyone has any suggestions feel free to throw them our way. He's still here. He won't stop looking at me. He's making jokes about what I'm typing right now. I don't know why he won't leave my room. He just offered me a fruit snack. A signal of some sort of blossoming friendship. I cannot let this happen.