It's About Ghosting Your Human Girlfriend: Stephenie Meyer's "New Moon"

It should be standard knowledge that after you discard your human girlfriend in the woods at night, you shouldn't be able to walk back into their life. Unfortunately, Bella is a different breed with oh so special blood that keeps her wanting for more. Now there's werewolves walking around and scary nightmares coming true. Wake me up when the fairytale is over, or at least when someone dies. Please enjoy a new episode to our saccharine saga.