It's About Nature: Darren Shan's "Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant"

Can I just say I never want to become a vampire if it doesn’t even guarantee an immortal life or earth shattering abilities that would make me invulnerable. Who wants to be a half-vampire, much less doing chores? Darren’s not feeling the best about life, and who could blame him? He did get himself into this predicament. But with new adventure and a change in scenery, comes greater chance of messing things up all over again. Please tune in to another episode of this eternal saga.