It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 64 – “You’re 42, Not 4—Get Off the Teacups”

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa HQ.Embert blows the whistle on the amusement park epidemic of grown-ups behaving like sugar-addled toddlers.He came for a funnel cake, stayed for the judgment, and left with a migraine.In this crowd-control classic:Adults who need a timeout more than the kidsWhy nostalgia has a credit limitA showdown with his grandson about “magic”And a plea to stop wearing mouse ears past the age of reasonIf your weekend plans involve fantasy kingdoms and $12 soda refills, this one’s for you.New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert recovers from motion sickness caused by watching TikTok dances in line.