It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 66 – “You’re Not in a Movie, You’re in a Walgreens”

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa HQ.Embert’s latest complaint? Main Character Syndrome.That strange new condition where every trip to the store becomes a cinematic event, complete with sunglasses, slow-motion twirls, and unearned delusions of grandeur.In this rant-to-reality check:A pharmacy trip turned fashion filmGrandson’s absurd defense of “vibes”A reminder that not every moment is “aesthetic”And a plea for quiet, normalcy, and grocery store dignityIf you’ve ever had to step around someone doing a dramatic walk-and-talk in a CVS parking lot, this one’s for you.New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert escapes the background of someone else’s TikTok.Ask ChatGPT