EPISODE · Dec 25, 2025 · 39 MIN
It's Hallmark with an Ax (Silent Night Deadly Night 2025)
from Well-Adjusted Horror · host Johnathon Williams
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025): A remake that decided "what if we made the killer sympathetic and also gave him a Venom-style relationship with his murder suit?" Rowan Campbell returns to horror after Halloween Ends, once again playing the tortured guy nobody trusted The Nazi barn scene: Makes zero geographic sense. Maximum entertainment value. Very Indiana Jones. A spirited debate about why modern horror will gleefully show you intestines but treats consensual nudity like radioactive material Budget: $750k. Box office: $3 million. Verdict: Added to the annual Christmas horror rotation. Brief tangent about Luigi Mangione, because of course Levi's history lesson on Christmas drinking traditions—turns out our ancestors got absolutely hammered for 12 days straight and we've been cowards ever since Coming up: New Year's episode with the Baldwin boys
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It's Christmas Eve, it's 78 degrees in Arkansas, Johnathon has a cold, and the boys are here to discuss a movie nobody asked for but everyone needed: Silent Night, Deadly Night 2025. Director Mike P. Nelson somehow made a supernatural slasher that plays like a Hallmark rom-com—if the mysterious handsome drifter working at the local Christmas shop also moonlighted as a vigilante Santa controlled by a haunted suit. There's a love interest who's way too into serial killers, a scene where Nazis get absolutely wrecked at their own Christmas party, and a sex scene so sterile you could perform surgery in it. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
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