It's Halloween, I'm Turning Green (with envy after spending a million hundred dollars on a new library card)

In this weeks episode, David and Mike explore the wild and wackily kookified world of Dan Gutman, and found a million hundred books begging to be read. They contemplate the fortunes they've spent at the Scholastic book fair where so many of these volumes lie hiding... waiting to sneak into your bags and make you laugh all the way home. Mike admits he had to renew his expired library card to read this monster of a book. The dads confirm (admit) the turning green element is pure envy... candy envy. The book captures AJ facing the toughest decision in history: getting chopped up or surrendering his treats. This just in: a shocking spoiler alert: they promise to never cut that out in post.Looking for an episode we touched on in this one? How about:Sideways Stories from Wayside schoolorEpisode 32: The Toughest Questions in the History of the World... (coming soon)Or if you just need to talk to someone... Email Us- [email protected]