"It's Not a Man!?!"

Episode 58 is all over the place in the best way possible. We start by stretching the number 58 to its absolute limits, then spiral into December 18th National Days—including the very important Answer the Phone Like Buddy the Elf Day. From there we somehow debate faded food window pictures, question the logistics of a 10-foot sub, and attempt to get into the holiday spirit. Things heat up when we build our Mount Rushmore of Christmas movies, and we wrap it up by judging strangers on the internet with a classic AITAH from Reddit. Holiday chaos, dumb debates, and zero regrets.