It's Not Going to Happen, Gretchen: The CoNcast E016

It's not "Fetch," and nobody on the CoNcast looks like a member of The Plastics. However, there is something that we've all tried to make happen over time and we haven't gotten anywhere: a remake of Final Fantasy VII. We talk about the history of false starts towards this game, the opinions expressed by Squenix employees over time, what it would take to make the fanbase happy, and even whether we actually care ourselves. But, really, who doesn't care?