I've Started My Death Countdown

It's depressing. But it totally changed how I'm living my life. Long story short: I've found out exactly how much time I have left to do the things I really want to do. Basically, reality bitch slapped me hard. 'Cuz I only have a handful of years left. And the truth is, you have a lot less time left than you probably think, too. So click here for the latest episode of Off The Chain to find out how I'm spending my remaining few years... and what that does NOT involve. All the best, Doberman Dan P.S. This message is such a wake up call, it might immediately alter the course of your entire life. Pax vobiscum.