Jackie Schimmel: The Bitch Bible & Her Velcro Vagina

Jackie is way too comfortable in hell. She discusses why she hates influencer culture, her delusional confidence to drop music when she can't sing, cheating, why her dog smells like yeast, her worst habits, and much more. PROMO CODES: Noom: Sign up for a Noom trial at https://www.noom.com/bern BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://betterhelp.com/BERNING Dipsea: Get a 30 day free trial at https://dipsea.com/bern Upstart: https://Upstart.com/BERN --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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