Jagadish

From my 2013 album A Series of Tasteful Nudes. Originally written for a contest where we were tasked with writing a song about...you'll never guess...Jagadish Chandra Bose. I won! iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-series-of-tasteful-nudes/665149660 Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Tasteful-Nudes-Explicit-Dan-Warren/dp/B00DJMOGK6/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/2lbvzJ51Cgh1i8s5sPIh0J Subscribe to the International House of Dancakes podcast on iTunes, or using this url: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheInternationalHouseOfDancakes Lyrics: Jagadish Chandra Bose was a hit with the hoes So prolific with the scientific and fiction prose A Hindu man, a handy man, he also was an Indian Here in America, almost nobody knows That Jagadish Chandra Bose had a mind like a rose With just as many layers, just as lovely how it grows He taught us about plants and then he fixed our radios Everybody living owes a bit to Jagadish Chandra Bose Oh, Jagadish accom-pa-lished so much back in his day If he could see you and me, I wonder what he'd say I bet he'd say "The world is full of fascinating things to see and do And if you'd get off the fucking Internet You might accomplish something too" Jagadish Chandra Bose was a man, I suppose Though it seems almost supernatural, how many things he knows He studied botany, biology, physics and archaeology At Presidency College, he's the man, Jagadish Chandra Bose Oh, Jagadish accom-pa-lished everything he undertook And you could do some cool stuff too if you'd pick up a fucking book 'Cause your PS3, your Nintendo Wii, and all your TV shows None of them mean a goddamn thing Compared to Jagadish Chandra Bose Jagadish Chandra Bose is a feast for the crows Time had its way with him, and that's just how it goes But at least we have his science and his science fiction prose To remind us of the life of the man Jagadish Chandra Bose Oh, Jagadish accom-pa-lished so much back in his day If he could see you and me, I wonder what he'd say I think he'd say "The world is full of fascinating things to see and do And if you'd get off the fucking Internet You might accomplish something too"